One more second and the bitch will realize that I was peeping and jerking off on her

You came, and I got it out just in time! Did you want a creampie? 😳

Patient, you say you're dreaming about hard sex? I don't take your word for it, show me

I slept with my sister, why is she jerking off so well, she wants to stick it in

Oh yes, sis, the New Year's gift was really "fucked up"

Husband, don't worry, your friend came in (and entered me with his dick)

Got stuck on the bouncing boobs and almost became a daddy, barely had time to pull out

I got an F again, that's why my brother's dick is in it, so it doesn't stink

I just wanted to suck him off, but he grabbed me by the throat and shoved me in deep

We had a fight, but we want to have sex. I'll fuck him, but I won't stop resenting him

The guy was upset: says I can't suck it, but my brother's a witness!

Everybody's got New Year's presents, and I want to - I'm not going to pump, I'm going to masturbate

Is the girl jerking off? That's good — I'll nestle up behind her, she won't even notice

And the pussy is horny, clearly dreaming of cocks — I'll please one in real life

Honey, don't be jealous, I'm going to fuck a doll and give you one too